The Amazing Placebentinol: Miracle Drug
Introducing Placebentinol the wunderdrug. A cure for all with almost no side effects.
Are you suffering from any of the following symptoms:
- Bloated
- Constipated
- Nauseated
- Depressed
- Muscle soreness
- Joint soreness
- Sore throat
- Sore feet
- Sore weird spot kind of between your ribs but also not
- Fatness
- Skinniness
- Happiness
- Angriness
- Hunger
- Hanger
If so, then Minimally Useful Pharmaceuticals latest creation Placebentinol may be for you. It has been known to cure all the above ailments and more after just the first dose.
Is Placebentinol right for you?
Placebentinol is not for everyone. To find out if Placebentinol is right for you, just ask yourself, do you think it will work for you? If so, then it is right for you. If not, you should just stop reading now and know that nobody likes you.
How it works
Placebentinol works by taking advantage of your brain's ability to believe anything we tell you while we're wearing a lab coat like Dr. Ecstasia above. It has a 100% success rate and has never caused a fatality**.
Side Effects
Like all medications, talk to your local drug dealer before starting Placebentinol to see if it's right for you as there may be some side effects. Possible side effects include:
- Supreme awesomeness
- A weird feeling of hope while still living on this planet
- Hangriness
- Finally being cool
- Extra attention from women
- Extra attention from men
- Extra attention from dogs
- Ability to talk to cats
Get Placebentinol
To try Placebentinol today, go down to your local corner, start screaming "Placebentinol" as loud as you can and a Placebentinol rep will be with you shortly. Be prepared to spend a variable amount of money based on local markets. It is best to come prepared with at least $2,000 in unmarked bills.