Peepers and Squirts

In case you haven't heard, a new photo sharing site called Flashes is in the works for the social media site BlueSky. Here at Minimally Useful, we hate to be left out when it comes to innovation and inappropriately named apps, so we've decided to throw our metaphorical hats into the metaphorical ring. We proudly present our own Instagram clone for BlueSky:

Peepers will be 100 times the photo sharing site of Flashes. I mean just look at size of those eyes. Flashes doesn't even have a sweet owl picture. They just have a dumb cloud icon with a lightning bolt. Anyway, Peepers will be the ultimate posting grounds for all things furries, thirst traps, and incredibly uncomfortable posts of moms in provocative situations with their kids in frame.

But wait, there's more

We at Minimally Useful are never satisfied to stop when people tell us we've gone to far. We have to take it further and further we have. With the shutdown of TikTok being all but imminent, we've created a clone of that for BlueSky as well. May we present are equally inappropriately named:

Squirts will be the end all, be all of funny to massively uncouth video sharing. Providing everything from funny voiceovers of dogs being dogs to the occasional, unexpected butthole popping up to say hello on your feed. It will take you wherever the algorithm decides you need to go and we have no idea where that will be. The algorithm is so highly customized, not even our top scientists can predict what it will spit out at you. All we can say is that half the videos it shows you will probably be ads it displays will be for knock off Chinese goods that are massively overpriced. Enjoy!