Christmas

Swiping Santa’s Secrets

Minimally Useful is off on another adventure to capture the secret to Santa’s success.

Christmas

Santa’s Secret Weapon — Reindeer Math

Kris Kringle’s Christmas capers explained with some questionable math and fantastic results.

Interview

The Minimally Useful Industries Guide to Acing Your Interview in the Classical Stylings of Neil…

You’re going to read the article because it’s perfect for someone who’s done as well as yourself with that personality.

Future

The World is Doomed

An what Minimally Useful Industries is doing to help

Business

The Day We Decided to Kill Ourselves: A Primer on Drafting a Good Suicide Pact

A light primer on business suicide pacts

Future

Curse of the Visionaries

A tale of the deflated life of a visionary and other spooky stories

Job Hunting

Seeking Pain: Looking for a job in the Corporate Hellscape

The right job the wrong way

Job Hunting

Minimally Useful’s 10 Steps to a Shitty Resume

Let’s Talk Terrible Resumes

Muffled Screams and Broken Dreams: The Great Corporate Time-Heist — Part 6: Escape

Not everyone can quit and pursue their dream job, but there are ways to escape while still at work

Muffled Screams and Broken Dreams: The Great Corporate Time-Heist — Part 5: Resistance

You’ve learned to observe your environment, now we teach you the spite of a warrior

Muffled Screams and Broken Dreams: The Great Corporate Time-Heist — Part 4: Evasion

Part 4 of the series rolling in hot with all you’ll ever need to know about dodging the reaper of your corporate hellscape

Muffled Screams and Broken Dreams: The Great Corporate Time-Heist — Part 3: Survival

Tips, tricks, and treats for surviving your work environment and the introduction to the next great innovation for the office: MVP + 1

Business

Muffled screams and broken dreams: The great corporate time-heist — Part 2: Reconnoitering and shit

In the second part of the Corporate Time-Heist series we walk you through determining just how bad, or good, your situation is.

Muffled Screams and Broken Dreams: The Great Corporate Time-Heist — The Aworkening

Is your time being taken by your corporate overlords? Perhaps. Come on a walkabout with us as we explore in this multi-part series.